PW meetings

Excerpts from our PW group meetings :

Members : Zong Dog, Vic Dog, Mei Dog, and Em Dog.


1.
Mei Dog : (mimes a throttling motion with fingers roughly the circumference of a neck, to Zong Dog)
Vic Dog : Hey, don't do that! It looks damn wrong.
Mei Dog: ... (lightbulb of understanding) Eh, please lor. I know it's Zong Dog, but doesn't mean his is that big...
Vic Dog : How you know, see before ah?
Mei Dog : Put it this way...if it's that thick, anyone would be able to see it through his pants.
Vic Dog : You never know...now it's only in ground state.
Zong Dog : (stunned)


2 .
Vic Dog : EEWW!! THERE’S DOG SHIT ON THAT CHAIR!
Zong Dog : What dog shit, bird shit la. I’m sure a dog’s anus that small...
Vic Dog : No way man. It’s dog shit!!


3.
Mei Dog : We should have stress and anger management sessions! Pillow fights! Let's all crash a house with our pillows and bolsters! Pillow fight! Bolster fight!
Vic Dog : Oh yeah, that would be damn fun! I can bring my bolster. It's damn big!
Em Dog : Yeah, Vic Dog...you and your bolster, 'damn big' right!
Vic Dog : Eh, yeah lor! Damn big! And damn hard somemore!!


4.
Vic Dog : This is how Zong Dog types. (mimes a dog banging on the keyboard with three fingers)


Vic Dog's perveted obsessions, as becoming steadily more explicit

Vic Dog : Why is your handwriting so big, Zong Dog? Is it in proportion to the size of your-
Zong Dog : (exasperated glare)

(next)

Vic Dog : Hey! Zong Zong!
Zong Dog : Hey! Puppy!
Tiong : Wow, so intimate!

(next)

Vic Dog : (assuming slutty face and seductive falsetto) Zong Doggg..... (strokes Zong Dog.)

(later)

Vic Dog : Eh, Zong Dog! Stop looking at me like that! Don't make me rape you!

(later)

Vic Dog : Eh, Zong Dog! Don't do that! Or I'll rape you right here and now! I'll make sure you die by my tongue!!

(later)

Vic Dog : Oh, I'd be honoured to be your judo partner! I'll make sure to grab all the right places! And make you squeal!

AND OMG THIS IS EPIC :

Vic Dog (to Zong Dog, obviously) : I'll make sure your rubber tree runs dry!!!

Zong Dog's inexorable decline into moronity

"Dogu! Dogu! That's damn dogu!"

"Vic Dog, I'll dump you into a kennel with Mei Dog. Then we'll soon see little puppies running around."

(To Vic Dog) "Go fetch, puppy! Go fetch!"

Zong Dog : (digs around in file) hahahahaha! More blank sheets of paper!

Zong Dog : (In a revoltingly sweet and condescending voice) Nonono. I want to use a fresh sheet of paper. So nice and refreshing! = Flicks paper =



Hilarity. I'm sorry if it doesn't seem funny on print. You have to be with the group itself!